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| Posted: 31 Dec 2008 06:05 PM CST
Jessica and Cash hit up Bardot in Hollywood last night. I can’t help but wonder if other people find Cash to be attractive? I personally think he is pretty repulsive. Just my opinion. These two annoy me almost as much as Nicole and Joel. Joel is another fugly one. I hope their little girls grow up to look like the fathers… Harlow will probably end up with Nicole’s pre-surgery dog face. |
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Bernie Madoff, who is a big Wall Street guru, was charged just recently on December 11 for fraud and it seems that among others such as Steven Spielberg, Kevin Bacon and his wife, Kyra Sedgwick may be the most recent victims of his crimes. Madoff was involved in a Ponzi scheme, which is collecting money from investors and paying off the old investors with money from the new. While the total estimated amount of fraud that Madoff is being charged with equals about 50 billion, Bacon may have contributed to a lot of that as it’s rumored that he has lost just about everything he and his wife have. From The Evil Beet,
Everybody wants Britney Spears to hook up with somebody it seems and she can’t even be spotted with someone of the opposite gender and not have people whispering about it. Now reports are coming out that she may be dating her choreographer, Sandip Soparrkar. The two apparently became close while he worked with her on her video for “Womanizer” and she likes him so much that she even chose to spend 3 days over the holidays with him on a romantic holiday. From Gossip Girls,
I guess this New Year’s Eve will really have Madonna getting rid of the old and ringing in the new as it’s rumored that she’s dating someone new. Bye, bye 
I didn’t even know that Woody Harrelson was dating someone, let alone that he has been dating her for 20 years or that they have 3 daughters together! Her name is Laura Louie and they are no longer dating as this past Sunday, the two held a ceremony in Hawaii, attended by a few friends and family, to tie the knot and finally make it official. From Daily Blabber,
I can SO relate. " Nicole simply told Joel that she wants another baby —right away. He was a little overwhelmed at first, but now he’s with her 100 percent. They’re both thrilled about adding to their family." Nicole and Joel went through a "rough patch, but now things are amazing between them. Nicole knows it’s because they’re both so happy with Harlow, and she truly believes another baby will double their commitment." In order to prepare for the pregnancy, Nicole has begun taking vitamins and even started to design maternity clothing to keep her fashionable during the transformation. We report that as their daughter Harlow gets ready to celebrate her first birthday, reformed party girl Nicole is taking vitamins, eating healthy and designing trendy maternity wear in preparation for her second pregnancy. If they didnt’ throw in the maternity clothing statement, I might have believed the story more. Nicole wore spandex and shirts that stretched when she was pregnant with Harlow. She really kept to normal clothing and didn’t dive into the maternity wear at all. So, I’m pretty sure she would do the same for number two. But HEY, you never know. 
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I really don’t know who isn’t sick to death just yet of the whole Samantha Ronson/Lindsay Lohan/Michael Lohan ordeal but I’m getting tired of all the media whores that are constantly cropping up on the scene and these are 3 people that just won’t quit. Lindsay recently blogged about just finding out that her daddy is also someone else’s daddy and she never knew that before. Why something like this is being taken to a blog when Lindsay has said in the past that she wants people out of her personal life, I’m not too sure. Samantha, Lindsay’s girlfriend then gets dragged into it when Michael, Lindsay’s dad, accuses Sam of writing the post and not really his daughter. Of course, Sam can’t let that rest and is now denying any such accusation. Seriously?!? Who has time for these stupid tantrums and making sure that the last word is always yours? From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,
It was reported just over the past couple of days that New England Patriot star, Tom Brady, had proposed to his girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, on Christmas Day. The story was reported everywhere and was amongst the major headlines of the day but now reps from both camps are claiming that the story just isn’t true. From Daily Blabber,
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I've come to the conclusion that saying goodbye to a beloved and trusted colleague never gets any easier, and such is the case with departing editor Jessica Grose. 
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